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   <title>The Sickest F***ing Stories I Ever Heard - Calendar</title>
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   <id>tag:sickeststories.com,2008:/calendar//10</id>
   <updated>2008-11-03T23:08:14Z</updated>
   <subtitle>The performance calendar for the profane story-telling show The Sickest F***ing Stories I Ever Heard.</subtitle>
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   <title>Grand F***in&apos; Opening</title>
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   <id>tag:sickeststories.com,2007:/calendar//10.2461</id>
   
   <published>2007-10-07T04:55:00Z</published>
   <updated>2007-10-01T22:16:10Z</updated>
   
   <summary>Mark Henderson (Belmont Burlesque Revue), The Amazing Tomas, Ryan Gilmore (published author and screenwriter), Chris O. Biddle, Greg Inda</summary>
   <author>
      <name>Fuzzy</name>
      <uri>http://fuzzyco.com/</uri>
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      It&apos;s opening night! And maybe we&apos;ll be talking about openings, if you know what I mean. (And I think you do.)
      
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<entry>
   <title>Regular Show</title>
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   <id>tag:sickeststories.com,2007:/calendar//10.2462</id>
   
   <published>2007-11-04T04:00:00Z</published>
   <updated>2007-10-22T19:36:45Z</updated>
   
   <summary>The Amazing Tomas, Noah Ginex, Chris O. Biddle, Greg Inda, Fuzzy Gerdes</summary>
   <author>
      <name>Fuzzy</name>
      <uri>http://fuzzyco.com/</uri>
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      We&apos;ll be drinking real beer, playing real poker, and telling real (really sick, that is) stories.
      
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<entry>
   <title>Regular Show</title>
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   <id>tag:sickeststories.com,2008:/calendar//10.2463</id>
   
   <published>2008-01-06T05:00:00Z</published>
   <updated>2007-12-28T21:36:01Z</updated>
   
   <summary>Chris O. Biddle, Matt Barbera, Mike Dwyer, Jesse Parent and Greg Inda</summary>
   <author>
      <name>Fuzzy</name>
      <uri>http://fuzzyco.com/</uri>
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      We&apos;ll be drinking real beer, playing real poker, and telling real (really sick, that is) stories.
      
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</entry>

<entry>
   <title>The Love Show</title>
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   <id>tag:sickeststories.com,2008:/calendar//10.2464</id>
   
   <published>2008-02-03T05:00:00Z</published>
   <updated>2008-02-04T18:04:09Z</updated>
   
   <summary>Lisa Linke, Sara Wolfson, Carissa Diest, Jady Brooks, and Harz Sonderricker.</summary>
   <author>
      <name>Fuzzy</name>
      <uri>http://fuzzyco.com/</uri>
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      <![CDATA[“Can You Feel The LOVE Tonight? What if I Wiggle My Finger, Can You Feel It Then?!?”

It’s February and the BIG ROMANTICS that run “THE SICKEST F***ING STORIES I EVER HEARD” are in the MOOD FOR LOVE. Or at least in the MOOD FOR SEX. (Buttsex.)

To celebrate the “Love Month”, the boys of SFS are surrendering the table to an all-female cast. And not just ANY ladies, these are the SICKEST GALS, we could find…

Here’s your cast for the Feb. 2 performance:

<strike>- Kat “Gone Wild” Gotsick will be dealing cards at the table and telling about her long-ago days stripping in El Paso, TX under the name “Peligro Pequeno”</strike>

-Lisa “Sex On The Board Room Table” Linke will give the skinny on what happens after hours in the office. Don’t get your dick stuck in the fax machine. 

-Sara “I Like Olives” Wolfson will entertain the audience with her tales as a third-tier dominatrix in the Big Easy. The only Safety Word she’ll accept is “More Please”. 

-Carissa “Ay Caramba” Diest is back from Las Vegas where she had sexual intercourse with “The Big Red”. No need for elaboration there, this chick is HARD CORE!

And there will be a MYSTERY GUEST in the final seat!!!

The Opening Monologue will be given by Harz Sonderricker’s ugly twin sister, “Helga
Sonderricker”. Let’s all hope that her vagina doesn’t fall out!

To make matters worse, the Manly Men of SFS will be showing an unnecessary display of solidarity with our female cast by manning the show… in drag. Horrible, horrible, drag. 

You Gotta Come Out To See This Mess!

DIRTY, DIRTY STORIES FROM THE GIRLS!

POKER! BEER! DRAG!

Update: Check out these photos <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/fuzzy/sets/72157603848840920/">from the show</a>!]]>
      
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<entry>
   <title>Big Producers Night!</title>
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   <id>tag:sickeststories.com,2008:/calendar//10.2718</id>
   
   <published>2008-03-02T05:00:00Z</published>
   <updated>2008-02-27T16:45:18Z</updated>
   
   <summary>Chris O. Biddle, Fuzzy Gerdes, Don Hall, Greg Inda, and a MYSTERY GUEST

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   <author>
      <name>Fuzzy</name>
      <uri>http://fuzzyco.com/</uri>
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      <![CDATA[We're inviting the producers of <em>other</em> shows to come and share their stories of terrible backstage debauchery.]]>
      
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</entry>

<entry>
   <title>April Fools Show!</title>
   <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://sickeststories.com/calendar/2008/04/april_fools_show.html" />
   <id>tag:sickeststories.com,2008:/calendar//10.2719</id>
   
   <published>2008-04-06T04:00:00Z</published>
   <updated>2008-04-14T17:46:55Z</updated>
   
   <summary>Jimmy Green, Chris O. Biddle, Fuzzy Gerdes, Harz Sonderricker, and ONE RANDOMLY SELECTED AUDIENCE MEMBER!</summary>
   <author>
      <name>Fuzzy</name>
      <uri>http://fuzzyco.com/</uri>
   </author>
   
   
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      One lucky(?) audience member will be randomly pulled up onto stage to round out our cast for the evening. Can the average joe (or joette) top our hand-picked storytellers? Knowing our sick audience, probably.
      
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   <title>Regular Show</title>
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   <id>tag:sickeststories.com,2008:/calendar//10.2720</id>
   
   <published>2008-05-04T04:00:00Z</published>
   <updated>2008-05-03T00:31:42Z</updated>
   
   <summary>Ratcatcher Juan, J. Ben Parker, Lucy Gillespie, Fuzzy Gerdes, Chris O. Biddle</summary>
   <author>
      <name>Fuzzy</name>
      <uri>http://fuzzyco.com/</uri>
   </author>
   
   
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      We&apos;ll be drinking real beer, playing real poker, and telling real (really sick, that is) stories.
      
   </content>
</entry>

<entry>
   <title>Regular Show</title>
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   <id>tag:sickeststories.com,2008:/calendar//10.2721</id>
   
   <published>2008-06-08T04:00:00Z</published>
   <updated>2008-05-12T18:56:26Z</updated>
   
   <summary>Greg Allen, Chris Meister, Fuzzy Gerdes, Greg Inda, and Chris O. Biddle.</summary>
   <author>
      <name>Fuzzy</name>
      <uri>http://fuzzyco.com/</uri>
   </author>
   
   
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      We&apos;ll be drinking real beer, playing real poker, and telling real (really sick, that is) stories.
      
   </content>
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<entry>
   <title>Thank F*** for Freedom of Speech</title>
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   <id>tag:sickeststories.com,2008:/calendar//10.2722</id>
   
   <published>2008-07-06T04:00:00Z</published>
   <updated>2008-06-18T16:29:46Z</updated>
   
   <summary>Happy The Human Pincushion, Becky Thatche, Tony Rielage, Chris O. Biddle, and Harz Sonderricker</summary>
   <author>
      <name>Fuzzy</name>
      <uri>http://fuzzyco.com/</uri>
   </author>
   
   
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      We&apos;ll be drinking real beer, playing real poker, and telling real (really sick, that is) stories.
      
   </content>
</entry>

<entry>
   <title>Geek-out Freak-out</title>
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   <id>tag:sickeststories.com,2008:/calendar//10.2723</id>
   
   <published>2008-08-03T04:00:00Z</published>
   <updated>2008-07-23T20:54:28Z</updated>
   
   <summary><![CDATA[Jay &quot;Tron Guy&quot; Maynard
, J. Ben &quot;The Flash&quot; Parker, Chris &quot;Clutch Jettison&quot; Biddle and others TBA]]></summary>
   <author>
      <name>Fuzzy</name>
      <uri>http://fuzzyco.com/</uri>
   </author>
   
   
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      <![CDATA[My god! It's all our nerdiest moments laid bare on the stage, just for your prurient pleasure.

Note: we will not be accepting any discounts for this show, as all proceeds will be going to help finance our trip to <a href="http://sickeststories.com/calendar/2008/08/sickest_stories_in_new_york.html">do the show in New York</a>.]]>
      
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<entry>
   <title>Sickest Stories in New York</title>
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   <id>tag:sickeststories.com,2008:/calendar//10.3053</id>
   
   <published>2008-08-09T06:00:00Z</published>
   <updated>2008-06-06T16:07:46Z</updated>
   
   <summary>We&apos;ll be bringing our own sick brand of story-telling to New York City for the Del Close Marathon -- 3 days of non-stop improv on 3 stages....</summary>
   <author>
      <name>Fuzzy</name>
      <uri>http://fuzzyco.com/</uri>
   </author>
   
   
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      <![CDATA[We'll be bringing our own sick brand of story-telling to New York City for the <a href="http://www.delclosemarathon.com/dcm10/">Del Close Marathon</a> -- 3 days of non-stop improv on 3 stages.]]>
      
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<entry>
   <title>The Schaden Freuding Stories I Ever Heard</title>
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   <id>tag:sickeststories.com,2008:/calendar//10.3038</id>
   
   <published>2008-09-07T04:59:59Z</published>
   <updated>2008-07-23T20:50:47Z</updated>
   
   <summary>Kate James, Sandy Marshall, The Amazing Tomas, Fuzzy Gerdes, and Greg Inda.</summary>
   <author>
      <name>Fuzzy</name>
      <uri>http://fuzzyco.com/</uri>
   </author>
   
   
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      <![CDATA[Get out your "Ed Bus for President" buttons, because the kids from <a href="http://www.schadenfreude.net/">Schadenfreude</a> take over the Sickest Stories show and bring their own unique brand of home-style Chicago stories to the Sickest Stories stage.]]>
      
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<entry>
   <title>Hallowieners!</title>
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   <id>tag:sickeststories.com,2008:/calendar//10.3039</id>
   
   <published>2008-10-05T04:59:59Z</published>
   <updated>2008-10-05T07:57:18Z</updated>
   
   <summary>The Amazing Tomas, J. Ben Parker, Harz Sondericker, Alan Hawking, and Fuzzy Gerdes</summary>
   <author>
      <name>Fuzzy</name>
      <uri>http://fuzzyco.com/</uri>
   </author>
   
   
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      Remember that time when you went trick-or-treating as a kid and saw two homeless people screwing in the park and when you screamed in terror, they chased after you and took your candy bag and shit in it and said, &quot;That&apos;ll teach you to watch decent peoples havin&apos; a bang in the park, ya little pervert&quot; while you peed your Big Bird costume?

Yeah, this show will be a lot like that.

Costumed audience members will be admitted for the low, low price of $2!
      
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<entry>
   <title>The LAST Sickest F***ing Stories I Ever Heard EVER!</title>
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   <id>tag:sickeststories.com,2008:/calendar//10.3040</id>
   
   <published>2008-11-02T04:59:59Z</published>
   <updated>2008-11-03T23:04:21Z</updated>
   
   <summary>Don Hall, Happy the Human Pincushion, Lisa Linke, Mark Henderson, Chris Meister, The Amazing Tomas, Jady Brooks, Alan Hawkins, Fuzzy Gerdes, Harz Sondericker, and Chris O&apos;Biddle</summary>
   <author>
      <name>Fuzzy</name>
      <uri>http://fuzzyco.com/</uri>
   </author>
   
   
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      The Sickest Stories crew takes some time to tell what they&apos;re most thankful for -- tits, booze, Ace card drawn on the river and YOU! You&apos;ll be &quot;thankful&quot; that you saw this show!

This show is a little different than our usual -- we&apos;re pushing the poker table aside and asking back some of the wonderful (and terrible) storytellers we&apos;ve had this year to wow us with their best story. And to get your butt in our seat, we&apos;ve made tickets just $5.
      
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<entry>
   <title>The Sickest Stories $100 Dirty Joke Contest</title>
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   <id>tag:sickeststories.com,2009:/calendar//10.3321</id>
   
   <published>2009-01-04T05:59:00Z</published>
   <updated>2008-11-03T23:08:14Z</updated>
   
   <summary>You, the audience.</summary>
   <author>
      <name>Fuzzy</name>
      <uri>http://fuzzyco.com/</uri>
   </author>
   
   
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      Bring your best two dirty jokes or just come to watch -- admission is only $5 either way. Everyone who wants to compete will tell one dirty joke in front of our panel of expert jokes (i.e., us). The judges will score your jokes and the top three will come back up on stage to tell their second joke. The winner of the second round, as determined by audience applause, will walk away with a crisp $100 bill and the honor of being named The Sickest F***ing Stories I Ever Heard Best Dirty Joke Teller.
      
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