http://sickeststories.com/calendar/ The performance calendar for the profane story-telling show The Sickest F***ing Stories I Ever Heard. en Copyright 2008 Sat, 03 Jan 2009 23:59:00 -0600 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/ http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss It's opening night! And maybe we'll be talking about openings, if you know what I mean. (And I think you do.) http://sickeststories.com/calendar/2007/10/show_opening.html http://sickeststories.com/calendar/2007/10/show_opening.html Sat, 06 Oct 2007 23:55:00 -0600 We'll be drinking real beer, playing real poker, and telling real (really sick, that is) stories. http://sickeststories.com/calendar/2007/11/regular_show.html http://sickeststories.com/calendar/2007/11/regular_show.html Sat, 03 Nov 2007 23:00:00 -0600 We'll be drinking real beer, playing real poker, and telling real (really sick, that is) stories. http://sickeststories.com/calendar/2008/01/regular_show_1.html http://sickeststories.com/calendar/2008/01/regular_show_1.html Sat, 05 Jan 2008 23:00:00 -0600 - Kat “Gone Wild” Gotsick will be dealing cards at the table and telling about her long-ago days stripping in El Paso, TX under the name “Peligro Pequeno” -Lisa “Sex On The Board Room Table” Linke will give the skinny on what happens after hours in the office. Don’t get your dick stuck in the fax machine. -Sara “I Like Olives” Wolfson will entertain the audience with her tales as a third-tier dominatrix in the Big Easy. The only Safety Word she’ll accept is “More Please”. -Carissa “Ay Caramba” Diest is back from Las Vegas where she had sexual intercourse with “The Big Red”. No need for elaboration there, this chick is HARD CORE! And there will be a MYSTERY GUEST in the final seat!!! The Opening Monologue will be given by Harz Sonderricker’s ugly twin sister, “Helga Sonderricker”. Let’s all hope that her vagina doesn’t fall out! To make matters worse, the Manly Men of SFS will be showing an unnecessary display of solidarity with our female cast by manning the show… in drag. Horrible, horrible, drag. You Gotta Come Out To See This Mess! DIRTY, DIRTY STORIES FROM THE GIRLS! POKER! BEER! DRAG! Update: Check out these photos from the show!]]> http://sickeststories.com/calendar/2008/02/the_love_show.html http://sickeststories.com/calendar/2008/02/the_love_show.html Sat, 02 Feb 2008 23:00:00 -0600 other shows to come and share their stories of terrible backstage debauchery.]]> http://sickeststories.com/calendar/2008/03/big_producers_night.html http://sickeststories.com/calendar/2008/03/big_producers_night.html Sat, 01 Mar 2008 23:00:00 -0600 One lucky(?) audience member will be randomly pulled up onto stage to round out our cast for the evening. Can the average joe (or joette) top our hand-picked storytellers? Knowing our sick audience, probably. http://sickeststories.com/calendar/2008/04/april_fools_show.html http://sickeststories.com/calendar/2008/04/april_fools_show.html Sat, 05 Apr 2008 23:00:00 -0600 We'll be drinking real beer, playing real poker, and telling real (really sick, that is) stories. http://sickeststories.com/calendar/2008/05/regular_show_2.html http://sickeststories.com/calendar/2008/05/regular_show_2.html Sat, 03 May 2008 23:00:00 -0600 We'll be drinking real beer, playing real poker, and telling real (really sick, that is) stories. http://sickeststories.com/calendar/2008/06/regular_show_3.html http://sickeststories.com/calendar/2008/06/regular_show_3.html Sat, 07 Jun 2008 23:00:00 -0600 We'll be drinking real beer, playing real poker, and telling real (really sick, that is) stories. http://sickeststories.com/calendar/2008/07/regular_show_4.html http://sickeststories.com/calendar/2008/07/regular_show_4.html Sat, 05 Jul 2008 23:00:00 -0600 do the show in New York.]]> http://sickeststories.com/calendar/2008/08/regular_show_5.html http://sickeststories.com/calendar/2008/08/regular_show_5.html Sat, 02 Aug 2008 23:00:00 -0600 Del Close Marathon -- 3 days of non-stop improv on 3 stages.]]> http://sickeststories.com/calendar/2008/08/sickest_stories_in_new_york.html http://sickeststories.com/calendar/2008/08/sickest_stories_in_new_york.html Sat, 09 Aug 2008 01:00:00 -0600 Schadenfreude take over the Sickest Stories show and bring their own unique brand of home-style Chicago stories to the Sickest Stories stage.]]> http://sickeststories.com/calendar/2008/09/the_schaden_freuding_stories_i.html http://sickeststories.com/calendar/2008/09/the_schaden_freuding_stories_i.html Sat, 06 Sep 2008 23:59:59 -0600 Remember that time when you went trick-or-treating as a kid and saw two homeless people screwing in the park and when you screamed in terror, they chased after you and took your candy bag and shit in it and said, "That'll teach you to watch decent peoples havin' a bang in the park, ya little pervert" while you peed your Big Bird costume? Yeah, this show will be a lot like that. Costumed audience members will be admitted for the low, low price of $2! http://sickeststories.com/calendar/2008/10/hallowieners.html http://sickeststories.com/calendar/2008/10/hallowieners.html Sat, 04 Oct 2008 23:59:59 -0600 The Sickest Stories crew takes some time to tell what they're most thankful for -- tits, booze, Ace card drawn on the river and YOU! You'll be "thankful" that you saw this show! This show is a little different than our usual -- we're pushing the poker table aside and asking back some of the wonderful (and terrible) storytellers we've had this year to wow us with their best story. And to get your butt in our seat, we've made tickets just $5. http://sickeststories.com/calendar/2008/11/thanks_fing_giving.html http://sickeststories.com/calendar/2008/11/thanks_fing_giving.html Sat, 01 Nov 2008 23:59:59 -0600 Bring your best two dirty jokes or just come to watch -- admission is only $5 either way. Everyone who wants to compete will tell one dirty joke in front of our panel of expert jokes (i.e., us). The judges will score your jokes and the top three will come back up on stage to tell their second joke. The winner of the second round, as determined by audience applause, will walk away with a crisp $100 bill and the honor of being named The Sickest F***ing Stories I Ever Heard Best Dirty Joke Teller. http://sickeststories.com/calendar/2009/01/the_sickest_stories_100_dirty.html http://sickeststories.com/calendar/2009/01/the_sickest_stories_100_dirty.html Sat, 03 Jan 2009 23:59:00 -0600