Trade Nips for Tix!

Ladies who flash the box office staff get in for FREE! (Sorry fellas, this offer is not for you. We're the one show on Halsted St. that doesn't pay to see your junk!)

Or, if you're not feeling that brave... or don't have tits... you can use this discount coupon. Print out a copy and bring it to the box office staff, to use this discount. (One per person, you cheapskate!

Sickest Stories Coupon
Sickest F***in' Stories I Ever Heard