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      <description>Chicago&apos;s favorite profane story-telling show - The Sickest F***ing Stories I Ever Heard.</description>
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      <copyright>Copyright 2009</copyright>
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         <title>Sickest Stories in New York</title>
         <description><![CDATA[We'll be bringing our own sick brand of story-telling to New York City for the <a href="http://www.delclosemarathon.com/dcm10/">Del Close Marathon</a> -- 3 days of non-stop improv on 3 stages.]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2008 01:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>The Schaden Freuding Stories I Ever Heard</title>
         <description><![CDATA[Get out your "Ed Bus for President" buttons, because the kids from <a href="http://www.schadenfreude.net/">Schadenfreude</a> take over the Sickest Stories show and bring their own unique brand of home-style Chicago stories to the Sickest Stories stage.]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 23:59:59 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>Hallowieners!</title>
         <description>Remember that time when you went trick-or-treating as a kid and saw two homeless people screwing in the park and when you screamed in terror, they chased after you and took your candy bag and shit in it and said, &quot;That&apos;ll teach you to watch decent peoples havin&apos; a bang in the park, ya little pervert&quot; while you peed your Big Bird costume?

Yeah, this show will be a lot like that.

Costumed audience members will be admitted for the low, low price of $2!</description>
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         <pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 23:59:59 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>The LAST Sickest F***ing Stories I Ever Heard EVER!</title>
         <description>The Sickest Stories crew takes some time to tell what they&apos;re most thankful for -- tits, booze, Ace card drawn on the river and YOU! You&apos;ll be &quot;thankful&quot; that you saw this show!

This show is a little different than our usual -- we&apos;re pushing the poker table aside and asking back some of the wonderful (and terrible) storytellers we&apos;ve had this year to wow us with their best story. And to get your butt in our seat, we&apos;ve made tickets just $5.</description>
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         <pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2008 23:59:59 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>Starting Off &apos;09 Right</title>
         <description>Join us as we kick the new year off right, with some sick stories.</description>
         <link>http://sickeststories.com/2009/01/the_sickest_stories_100_dirty.html</link>
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         <pubDate>Sat, 03 Jan 2009 23:59:00 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>The Dirty, Nasty Sex Show</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<img src="http://sickeststories.com/images/sickeststories-feb09.jpg" width="328" height="500" alt="Sickest F***in' Stories I Ever Heard - Poster for February 2009" />

Stories About Sexual Misconduct.]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Sat, 07 Feb 2009 23:59:00 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>Revenge of the Red-Headed Ex-Stripper</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<img src="http://sickeststories.com/images/sickeststories-mar09.jpg" width="302" height="500" alt="Sickest F***in' Stories I Ever Heard - Poster for March 2009" />

It's just our regular show, but that's still enough to freak out your mom.]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Sat, 07 Mar 2009 23:59:00 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>April Fools Show!</title>
         <description>A randomly selected audience will perform the show with us.</description>
         <link>http://sickeststories.com/2009/04/april_fools_show_1.html</link>
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         <pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2009 23:59:00 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>The Vomit Show</title>
         <description>Stories About Whatever Comes Up.</description>
         <link>http://sickeststories.com/2009/05/the_vomit_show.html</link>
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         <pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 23:59:00 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>The Sickest Podcast - Episode 1</title>
         <description> This episode features stories from our February 7, 2009 show and it&apos;s totally NSFW.</description>
         <link>http://sickeststories.com/2009/05/the_sickest_podcast_-_episode.html</link>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2009 22:44:18 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>The Sickest Podcast - Episode 2</title>
         <description> More stories from our February 7, 2009 show (NSFW as always).</description>
         <link>http://sickeststories.com/2009/05/the_sickest_podcast_-_episode_1.html</link>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2009 22:53:11 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>Show Me Your Show</title>
         <description>It&apos;s our crazy show.</description>
         <link>http://sickeststories.com/2009/06/the_emergency_room_show.html</link>
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         <pubDate>Sat, 06 Jun 2009 23:59:00 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>July 4 Show Canceled</title>
         <description><![CDATA[Oh god. We were getting fireworks ready for the show and we just wanted to set a few off for practice and one went off early and I think Chris blew off his wiener. We'll see you in August for our <a href="http://sickeststories.com/2009/08/regular_performance_1.html">regular show</a> -- hopefully Chris will have grown back his junk by then.]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 23:59:00 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>The Scariest F***ing Stories I Ever Heard!</title>
         <description>We get the Halloween season started right (which is to say, very, very wrong).</description>
         <link>http://sickeststories.com/2009/10/the_scariest_fing_stories_i_ev.html</link>
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         <pubDate>Sat, 03 Oct 2009 23:59:00 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>Show Canceled</title>
         <description>The Sickest F***ing Stories I Ever Heard is on hiatus. Thanks to all who came out to the shows.</description>
         <link>http://sickeststories.com/2009/11/the_absolutely_last_performanc.html</link>
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         <pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 23:59:00 -0600</pubDate>
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